I’ve never ridden a unicorn under the rainbow,

But I have ridden a horse in Chorley.

I’ve never seen a polar bear in Antarctica,

But I have seen my friend Alahna’s pet chow chow.

I’ve never heard a T rex raw,

But I have heard my guinea pig squeal.

I’ve never argued with Gordon Ramsay,

But I have argued with my sister Penelope.

I’ve never swam with a shark in the deep blue,

But I have swam with the dolphins

I’ve never played football with Cristiano Ronaldo,

But I have played football in my back garden with my dad.