I’ve never seen a lion
but I have been attacked by a dog.

I’ve never climbed Mount Everest
But I have climbed at the top of the leaning tower of pizza in my pyjamas

I’ve never played football in the snow
But I have seen a penguin skate on Ice.

I’ve never floated in the sky
But I have went on a lip line . 

I’ve never eat a world made of candy
But I have a gingerbread house.

I’ve never seen mount Olympus
But I have seen mount Everest