Once the world was full of she dragons

but now they’re all gone, except for one, the most brutal one….

yet she does have impeccable grace

The she dragon has teeth like a stalactites, always growing longer, sharper

but scrubbed every morning

Claws like a bear, ready to stab its prey at any moment

but you should see her nails, polished to perfection, great for human kebabs

The she dragon always has a nail file at hand

for  sharpening  her claws before shredding you to pieces

Her amber eyes, oh so ready to impress

but will leave you in a state of paralysis

The she dragons’ deadly breath of poison will kill you instantly

but it smells so nice you can’t resist

Her home looks as if it was made by fairies

BUT WATCH OUT! its filled with deadly ***** traps to keep you around for dinner…

Once the world was full of she dragons

now I’m the only one

Yes I am the she dragon

and I’m right behind you…