I would find….

Goblin treats to distract the goblins before they gobble me up whole.

A fold up toilet for the long journey.

A lime green potion to makes you drift lightly over the fluffy white clouds, that remind you of your pillow back at home.

Clothes that instantly clean them self  and make them smell like a fresh field of daisies.

A scarlet ruby potion to make dragons drift off to a deep sleep so you can scurry past safely undetected.

A never ending phone battery life so you can watch your favourite TV shows all day and all night!