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Wanted for dragon hunting

We are seeking you for employment to help us to stop dragons invading our land. Are you up for the challenge to slay dragons all day long? Can you slay the most stong and ornery dragons? Does saving peoples live fell good to you if so read on?

• Strength of a mighty warrior;
• Braver then a bear;
• The resilience to never ever give up.
• Walking skills to walk 50+ miles

And do not worry we have all the essentials under control. You will be provided with:

• A boat so fast that its max speed is 400 miles per hour;
• A sword that it is sharp it can destroy concrete in one hit of the blade( with a sword sharpener of cause;
• Armor that is unbreakable not even the most sharpest sword could even make a dent in it;
• A flare gun to get you out of sticky situations;
• A map with the path to our kingdom on it;

Your unimaginable reward (if you survive) is 

The best day of the week (saturday) named after you.

Additionally you will get a letter from the queen that was wrote with a pen from 3,000 years ago.

Also you will get a dog that knows every trick and can talk to you( it is also good for emotional support. With beating the dragon you will have alot of fame with song sung about you. Also 3 million dollars in gold per year. Additionally your birthday will be celebrated by everyone around the world and a house of your choosing.

You will also be protected with a shield of shielded dwarfs with a bow and arrow.

If you read this and your interested to apply go to dragonslayer.co.uk (not a real site so do not search it up) and sign up today.