Wanted: Dragon hunter

Greetings residents,my apologies for interrupting your daily schedule.But there is a major crisis on the loose.Dragons.the cute and friendly dragons! No. There are too many dragons around to even know if they are friendly! We want to get rid of SOME dragons in the area as to not endanger the community.Please keep reading if you are interested,

We are looking for the best of the best of all dragon hunters to rid our town from  those vile beats,keep in mind that not ALL dragons need to be hunted ,only ones that do the following; burn houses down with their flames,bite people out of nowhere etc..

Fear is prohibited,you shall NOT receive this job if you show any lack of focus,the

Rewards of this brave job will be: lifetime supply of beverages and food,being able to sleep like a ‘log’ at night,and you will get many cheers anywhere you go.Now that is truly the star life.additionally,we will add any rideable of your choice,to horses and carriages etc AND your image will be posted on the monthly magazine with a title of;Hunter of the year.

Don’t miss out on this one in a life-time opportunity! Apply now.