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Dragon Tamer Needed

Do you need a job? Do you adore dragons? Well this is the job for you. If so, come to our secret safe underground mansion in the Shetland isles far north in Unst. Believe in yourself you can do it, don’t let fear stop you on the way to victory.

We will reward you greatly with:

  • Millions of pounds
  • All the food you would ever want
  • A splendid house to live in with a super soft king bed, fabulous fancy kitchen and amazing awesome living room for the rest of your days
  • All of your delicious food shall be delivered at breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper
  • Every dragon you tame can be kept in the ginormous pen outside your magnificent mansion
  • To start of your journey you will be protected with a full set of marvellous magnesium armour and sword
  • You will also be rewarded with a hover board, Audi R8, spaceship and infinite tickets to anywhere you want
  • If you find the only space dragon in the whole universe you will get 200b pounds however you must tame it not slay the ferocious beast
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