WANTED- A DRAGON HUNTER!

Are you seeking a new job? Do you have a special bond with dragons? Do you know how to make a dragon trap? If so, come to the tallest tree in the forest at midnight.

We want a young, brave man for this job! If you die we will bury you in a made of false gold. First imagine becoming a person more famous than the king! Furthermore, we will be offering you one guard too protect you against witches. Our unimaginable offer includes a free loaf of bread every month. Additionally, we will provide you with a free pig. WARNING the pig is not potty-trained!!! If successful, you will have a whole chapter about you in the world’s biggest novel.

Don’t miss this amazing opportunity of a lifetime! Grab this chance or you’ll regret it.