Are you currently seeking an employment? Do you hold expertise in dragon taming? Do you want to be wealthier than the emperor and earn gold beyond possibilities? If you do, look no further.

We are hunting the best dragon whisperer to rid our village of these vicious beasts so we can sleep peacefully without at night without any dragon attacks. First, imagine becoming the most powerful and almighty for years on end. Furthermore we are offering a whole load protection from dragon attacks by building your own private castle. Our undeclinable offer includes a lifetime annual salary of ten sacks of gold every month, a horse rode by the most powerful person that came before you and a sun forged blade from Zadia. Additionally, we will provide you with a free breakfast for the rest of your life consisting waffles and snuggle top juice. If successful, you will be crowned most powerful dragon whisperer in the world.

This job will soon be gone so be quick and your life will turn from dull to marvelous.