!WANTED-IMMEDIATELY-A DRAGON TAMER!

Would you like to hunt down magical-muffin dragons and brave blue bell dragons? Do you have the courage and capability for this instant life changing experience? Are you willing to be the finest person in the universe, even richer than the king?! Do you have the type of determination to sprint through skin burning fire, and to capture the water dragon by diving down the atlantic? If so, look beyond. 

If you feel like this is the job for you,  you will need:

• Commanding commitment, for hunting down with extra courage.;
• A quiet whisper voice, so not to startle the dragon.;
• To be up for an adventure, be eager!;
• NEVER be ornery, be friendly(So the capture will be easier).

In reward you will receive, An executed dragon head as a wall decoration which will be placed over the fireplace. Additionally an amazing spaceship adventure to the new planet named after you (With real cooked foods!!) A trip to heaven, where you will be gifted sapphire and diamond from god, for protecting the planet. Your face on money, and build your own dragon construction sight!  We will provide fully cooked meals for the rest of your days, including: A full dragons breakfast with a baked dragon’s foot and fried dragon’s ear and some fresh berries from the castle gardens. Lunch will include a dragon egg omelette, a green grass salad and some blackberry juice. Dinner is scrumptious! It is a roast; dragons inside, mashed potatoes planted by the farm dragon, green beans carrots etc.(Every meal is baked by the one and only baking dragon of course). 

You don’t want to miss this opportunity of a lifetime! This legendary chance is unforgettable. Apply today, at www.dragontaimers.co.uk, or call 87585389273074945 today and drop you resume off today at st.mount dragons. Goodluck! (If successful you may become the new leader!!