Wanted – a dragon tamer

Do you have the ability to tame dragons? Can you tame the wildest beasts? Does the idea of taming a Fire Dragon excite you? Can your well-practiced tactics help rid our town of a Fire Dragon? Are you brave and bold enough to venture into a volcano, the home of a dragon that eats humans daily?

If you feel that this is the job for you, you will be expected to:

• travel to the Mayor’s Fortress;
• lure out the terrible creature;
• tame the beast;
• or frighten it away.

In return, we will reward you with:

• a magical pot of glistening gold, which is always full to the brim;
• free breakfast of thistleberry syrup on toast
• a genie in a lamp, to grant you an amazing wish once every three years;
• a strong fortress, where you will receive nine trusty dwarfs;
• and a share in the hoard of treasure the dragon has been guarding.

If you feel that this is the job for you, please apply by leaving a note marked ‘Dragon Tamer’ on the steps of Wintertown Library.