Breaking news tourists have spotted deadly dragon eggs . They have stated that the eggs themselves are red, and circling them is a conspicuous green mist. The tourists also commanded that if anyone sees the eggs, they should NOT touch them as one of them did and fell into a coma and still has not woken up. Please, if you do see them, call 999  for further information, and  please if you do go out what you will need is peeper spray that will sting there eyes so you can quickly run away from the eggs and also some ninja blades  and powerful gun , the reward is £10005000 pounds and a free Mansion , we will guaranty  you a personal Chef , if you do get hurt it will totally be our responsibility to take care of your hospital bill , a hole zoo in the garden of your Mansion a life supply  of  sweets ,a free trip to any were you want to go , and the diamond that the Queen of England has on her crown . Thank you for listening to your local Radio MJS.