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Dragon hunter

Are you seeking any employment? Well dragon hunting is for you. What? You do not know what dragon hunting is. Well it is where you hunt dragons to protect your mother land from demons. We are holding auditions for all who what to slay. Not interested? Did we forget to mention the fact that there prizes for the slaying of dragons. These are: A bag of orange peppers from a phoenix’s nest. A massive fortress/castle, A Billion pounds, lifetime supply of not only breakfast you will also get brunch, lunch, dunch and diner. Some of the finest made biscuits and cookies from the best baker, an entire army, a golden throne and a powerful sword that if you battle a super Dragon you can call upon thunder. As well as royal guards to protect you from dragon assassins as well as a super massive spaceship to defend your planet. However, to join you need a set of requirements to become a pest hunter these are a vigilant best a ninja although you are able to join if you know karate a forceful or fearful one. As well as loyal to your mother land.

Remember this is a once in a life time chance call today. Or go to the website known as www.dragonhuntingagentcy.co.UK also call today and we will through in a special prize do you want to be the prime minister of the UK well you can your name will be on the ballot so you call rule the country. Also, if you are injured we will pay for the medical bill and damage to you house.

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