Breaking 6 o’clock news be are interrupting your umm… activities to inform you that Moon Dragons have been sighted parading through the City Of Lights. As the kind and addicted ones don’t cause much trouble, and, the adults are more controllable, it was made the governments embarrassing duty to catch the vile youthlings, who, with the governments help, and method of leaping onto stalls to try and catch them, will ruin the City Of Lights.

The Moon Dragons have been misunderstood, and only wanted to sleep in the lanterns, the only things remaining undestroyed. The backup stalls will open again soon.