Do you like money? Would you like being famous? Do you hate catnip stealing cat dragons? Do you need money? Are you living in a basement? 

Well sign up now to be a dragon hunter you can hunt dragons for hours on end because for some reason they just will not go and bother another village. Keep in mind that this job is very dangerous, but I bet whoever you are can handle it. This dragon may look cuddly, but it is very vicious it scared the mayors’ chickens away. But if you want to tame this dragon, we will gladly kick you out of this kingdom with that beast of a dragon.  

Your rewards include actual wings a free trip to Hawaii a magical staff forged from Mount Doom and the best of all 5% off the new iPhone. I don’t think I need to tell you that the 5% off the iPhone is intriguing. I think we all want to know what apples up to, so I’ll throw in a trip to the apple store. 

If you don’t know how to hunt dragons, we offer free training lessons. I do think we would prefer a professional hunter though. If you scare easily this isn’t the job for you but if you’re a fearless soul then I would recommend this job.   

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