Wanted Urgently – A Fast and Strong Dragon Hunter

Are you trained to hunt dragons? Do your skills include being able to run extremely fast? Are you brave enough to fight and defend yourself? If so, this job is made for you.

Our city needs an incredible, fearless dragon hunter to protect our buildings because the dragons are burning them down. Poor people are losing their homes. There isn’t enough shelter for them. If you are chosen to protect our city, you will become rich and famous. Everyone will celebrate you by having ginormous parties. We guarantee that you will get a glorious palace with a super king – sized bed and a chef. The chef will make you food every day. Also, you will get ten sacks of diamonds worth two billion pounds each. If you are successful, you will be on BBC News and on the cover of every newspaper.

This is the chance for you to live your dreams. Apply now!