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How to look after a minion

Have you ever wanted to keep an unique pet? If you have than a minion is perfect for you, they can be purchased from MINION ARE US!

 

Looking after minions come quite cheap because they live of bananas and apple, also known as bapples.

 

What you’ll need: bananas, apples, stink proof room, a big garden  and a tracking device.

 

If you were to purchase a minion you will need to purchase 3 to 5 or they’ll go ballistic, because they won’t have many normal surroundings. One thing that you’ll need to know that they, sleep from 2:00 am to 7:30 am. 

 

What to do with your minion:

Make banana and apple smoothies

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Play board games 

And of course watch TV 

 

Signs of minions being ill:

Turn purple 

Only want to eat steak 

Stay in bed the whole day (relief for owners)

 

Meal times with a minion:

Meal times with a minion is great fun, they always put a smile on your face and if your lucky they might even make a meal for you. They always try something new with their bapples, such as banana and apple sauce, or banana and toffee and apple and toffee.

 

How to decorate their rooms:

Yellow and blue walls 

Bunk beds 

Mini fridge to store banana milk shakes 

Banana blankets, and a cuddly banana, apple 

 

 

 

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