I have never seen Cleopatra,

But I have seen a mummy on halloween

I have never ridden a horse,

But I have ridden a donkey on the sand

I have never sat on a crocodile, 

But I have sat on a black dog.

I have never been to america, 

But  I have been to croatia.

I have never got my tongue stuck to a pole,

But I have got my finger stuck to the floor.