I have never ate a gummy bear whilst swimming in a pond of jelly,
but I have ate a gummy bear from a packet whilst my cat watched me eagerly.
I have never swam through glue,
but I have swam in Arnos pool.
I have never picked up a blue whale,
but I have picked up my heavy dog Bella.
I have never cleaned a crocodiles teeth with a toothbrush,
but I have cleaned my dog’s teeth.
I have never been chased by a teddy bear,
but I have been chased by Bella and her teeth.
I have never went back in time,
but I have looked in my photo book.