Go open the tiger door,
maybe you’ll find habanero peppers waiting to to burn your tongue,
your pet goldfish swimming around in a bowl of water
or excess butter is spread onto toast.

Go open the cotton door,
maybe lightning jump scares you,
goat milk drenches you
or snowflakes are sprinkled onto you.

Go open the mocha door,
maybe brown bears will try and attack you,
chocolate goodness covers you mouth
or even acorns hitting your head.