I have never played professional football, but I have held a tournament with my cousin in my garden.

I have never gotten a pet, but i have stroked the fur of my friend’s sausage dog.

I have never made a burger with Gino D’Acampo, but I have consumed a delicious triple cheeseburger from Mcdonalds.

I have never been pinned down by a bear, but I have been licked as a baby by a huge German shepherd.

I have never ridden in a Tesla, but I have hitched a ride in my dad’s Alfa Romeo.