I have never,

Eaten a 100 pound pizza,

but I have eaten sushi.

Cuddled a sad spider,

but I have given Teddy a bear-hug.

Heard the hiss of a snake before it strikes its prey,

but I have heard the repetitive tap of a hungry woodpecker.

Ate caviar for lunch,

but I once tried sushi. It was disgusting.

I don’t attack moths at night, I get my Mum to do it for me.