I have never been an aeroplane but I have piggy backed my best friend Leo

I have never eaten a planet but I have devoured a huge cheeseburger at Woodys Diner

I have never swam in a caramel sea but I have tipped cereal over my head when I was 3.

I have never won the lottery but I have won £5 on a scratch card.

I have never been to war but I have fought for the last piece of the Domino’s pizza.

I have never jumped off M.T Fugi but I have leaped off a flight of stairs at Morrison’s car park.