I’ve never…. but I have….

I’ve never climbed the frosty heights of Mount Everest

But I have hiked to the windy peaks of Rivington Pike.

I’ve never ridden a motorbike down pall mall

But I have ridden a horse on a field of daisys.

I’ve never seen a bright, zooming Ferrari bolt down Lindsay drive

But I have seen a Land Rover pull out of Grosvenor road

I’ve never climbed mount Vesuvius

But I have climbed a tall tree in Astley park.

I’ve never done the splits

But I have done a backbend down a wall.

I’ve never held a venomous Tarantula

But I have held a gold chick at Smithills farm.