I have never hopped happily off Mount Everest like a bunny called Frizz jumping into a tree carelessly while eating a packet of crisps,

but I have rolled rigidly down a hill that made me extremely dizzy as if I rolled around 2 billion times in my handy home.

I have never flown on a bouncy bird, 

but I have flown on an aeroplane like a monkey. 

I have never gone to the manly moon, 

but I have looked at it from a long way away.

I have never been gracefully green like hulk by eating my broccoli,

but I have drawn on myself when I was a little kid and learned to not do that again ! 

I have never gone to the movies with no t-shirt on like a monkey on Britain’s got talent,

 but I have got my t-shirt off when I was at my home on summer 2020 when its been its hottest in 52 years (or something like that I don’t know)

I have never finished a beautiful book,

but I have just finished (maybe not finished yet)this totally paper poem right now!

I have never listened to my soggy self,

but I have listened to my mature mum.

I have never I have never done what I want myself to do,

but I have just finished (now I have finished it!) this paper poem on computer!!!