I have never flown on a biplane around the world 

but I have fallen off a swing at Bradford Abbas.

I have never petted the lion at Longleat zoo

but I have stroked Pickle the kitten.

I have never driven across the Golden Gate Bridge 

but I have travelled across Thorney Lane Bridge.

I have never stolen the Queens food 

but I have taken blackberries for my garden.

I have never ridden a pig with a hat of the world while wearing a bear costume

but I have travelled on a pony at Eastfield Farm.

I have never flown to the moon by 6001 guinea pigs 

but I have taken a guinea pig to school.

I have never directed a backward flying seagull  

but I have seen a seagull fly to Weymouth beach.

I have never eaten moon cheese with my crackers

but I have eaten cheese from a cave in Dorset.

I have never seen a polar bear shave it’s beard

but I have spotted Marble the kitten licking Pickle.

I have never sneaked to the White House and got locked in the toilet

but I have been to Jessica’s House near Queens Farm.