I have never… but i have

I have never eaten a ruby red lobster 

But I have eaten a juicy crab

I have never broke an arm 

But I have sprained my right wrist

I have never been to France

But I have been to LA

I have never walked to mars

But I have cycled to Alexandrea palace

I have never been in a koenigsegg 1

But I have been in a limo as big as the shard

I have never held a long sword 

But I have held a shiny machete

I have never broken a TV 

But I have broken a controller in rage

I have never climbed up Big Ben 

But I have climbed up a climbing wall

I have never been to sunny, luxurious ,glittery Spain

But I have been to dark, shadowy Camden market