I have never heard a tigers almighty roar,

But I have heard a frog’s quiet ribbit. 

I have never walked on a red, luscious carpet, 

But I have walked on a floral, fancy rug.

I have never flown in a helicopter with steve rogers,

But I have been in a car with my family.

I have never slapped the queen’s crown of her head,

But I have pushed my mum’s sun hat off a hook like it’s dust.

I have never wandered across tower bridge,

But I have strolled along on the millennium bridge,

I have never heard an eagle’s piercing squawk,

But I have heard my gerbils small squeaks.

I have never broken a perfect plant pot onto my head,

But I have broken a shiny glass bowl onto my toe. 

I have never stole some salted caramel ice cream from tescos,

But I have stolen some after eights from my dad.

I have never watched the mysterious sherlock holmes,

But I have seen the long Harry Potter series.