I’ve never met the band Queen

but I have met my singing mum

I’ve never heard the cry of a whale trying to find it’s mum 

but I have heard a baby crying for it’s mum

I’ve never run a marathon

but I have had a race with my brother Myles

I’ve never stroked a lions main

but I have stroked my dog Blue

I’ve never eaten a £100,000 ice cream

but I have eaten a homemade ice cream sundae

I have never broken a bone

but I have broken a lot of toys

I’ve never touched a jelly fish

but I have touched a sting ray

I’ve never held a bag of bricks

But I have held a bag of cotton balls