I have never…

I have never gotten burned by the sun 

but I have stained my mums sofa with flaming hot cheetos 

I have never baked on a cooking show

but I have tasted a homemade croissant 

I have never jumped into the sky 

but I have fell of my trampoline in the countryside

I have never swam in lava 

but I have swam in the scorching sea

I have never heard the screech of a griffin

but I have heard the tweets of blue **** on a summer morning

I have never felt a lions mane

but I have touched the fur on my coat

I have never rode on a dragon

but I have rode on a brown horse

I have never eaten 10 bags of sugar

but I have eaten 5 candy flosses 

I have never felt a burning star

But I have felt black stained glass

 with a beautiful star pattern