I have never eaten octopus in an Antartican restaurant, but I have eaten scorpion at a seafood restaurant in Brighton.

I have never been abducted by aliens in a rusty UFO, but I have been taken by my friends at Holland House Park.

I have never walked on the surface of the Moon, but I have skipped on a space ride at a theme park.

I have seen Spiderman shooting webs off of Big Ben, but I have seen my brother spraying spectacular shiny silly string out of his window.

I have never heard an ants footsteps hitting the concrete floor but I have heard a wooden bat hitting the grass.