I have never eaten oysters in Big Ben,

But I have ate burgers at McDonalds.

I have never climbed a pyramid in Egypt,

But I have climbed the climbing frame at Sacriston Park.

I have never drank wine at a pub,

But I have had fizzy pop at home.

I have never swam with dolphins in the big, blue ocean,

But I have swam with my friends at Prudhoe swimming pool.