I have never seen the wold cup,

But i watched Sponge Bobs jelly fish cop,

I have never been stranded on a desert island in the middle of the Indian ocean,

But i have been stuck at home in Stourport backing banana bread during  lockdown,

I have never ran the London marathon,

But i have darted up from my garden from a spider,

I have never listened on my parents getting me to tidy my room,

but i have eavesdropped late at night about getting me a kitten.