I have never set foot in the wild, noisy, colourful Amazon forest watching toucans

But I have slouched around in an ordinary, simple creamy corridor staring at a wall

I have never ridden a UFO to Jupiter while sleeping

But I have travelled on my dads car back to our towering flat whilst snoozing

I have never toured the blazing hot Savannah 

But I have been outside exploring in the scorching, boiling, hot sun in the Summer

I have never seen the whole of the starry, gleaming galaxy 

But I have gazed at stars glistening in the eternal midnight sky whilst stargazing    

I have never ate a cake made out of shimmering, milky white crystals

But I have consumed a cake made out of cocoa coloured chocolate 

I have never mounted the great silver, mucky, vast elephants of India 

But I have rode an elegant, rose pink carriage in Birmingham