Doors of confusion 

Go and open the yellow door. 

Maybe you’ll see a bright light 

As blinding as the sun. 

Go and open the red door. 

Maybe you’ll see a pit of lava  

As glossy as paint. 

Go and open the blue door. 

Maybe you’ll see the big blue sky 

On a cliff overlooking a fatal drop 

Go and open the white door. 

Maybe you’ll see a dozen skeletons 

Staring back at you. 

Go and open the grey door. 

Maybe you’ll see a pack of wolfs  

That haven’t eaten in a week. 

Go and open the brown door. 

Maybe you’ll see a bear with boxing gloves 

As red as a stop sign. 

Go and open the teal door. 

Maybe you’ll see a ocean 

As rough as feathers 

Go and open the pink door. 

Maybe you’ll see an army of pigs 

That can be defeated by carrots.