I have never eaten a silly slimy octopus from the South Seas, but I have eaten a tarantula hidden in the depths.

I have never robbed a perilous platinum vault for the coca-cola recipe, but I have stolen a Twix bar from my kitchen.

I have never seen a cheeky leprechaun with his gold smoking, but I have seen a man buying fake gold from a sketchy shop.

I have never been stung by an African venomous scorpion as angry as a Rhino, but I have been attacked by a Wasp in my bedroom.

I have never seen a perilous phoenix flying over Mount Everest, but I have walked a dog through dog kennel woods.