I HAVE NEVER…

I have never met picasso,

But i have made art pictures at home.

I have never been on stage at the 02,

But I have performed in an assembly in school.

I have never found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow,

But I have won £20 on a lottery ticket at home in a casino.

I have never pushed a stranger in a cart at tescos,

But i have pushed my cousins in morrisons going in 

And out through the isle of chocolate heaven.

I have never sat on a fluffy big cloud in the sky,

But i have eaten a squishy marshmallow