What are cute? A two-month-old Golden Retriever lying in his bed snuggling up to his mother, a pack of wild North American wolves stalking a herd of deer and a male penguin belly-sliding into the hyperthermic Antarctic ocean.

What are disgusting? The stench of a public bin on Halesowen high street, the horrific taste of a one pound Indian restaurant and a cat litter box after they have done their business.

What are quiet? A bee buzzing from tulip to tulip with a goal to make some honey, a lonely snowflake drifting calmly onto the cobbled patio and a single seed sprouting into a purple dirty beetroot.

What are loud? A factory producing liters of lemonade, an AA cannon attempting to destroy german BF-109-F4’s and a farmer furtalising his fields.

What are small? A singular pea escaping the bag into my saucepan, a mouse navigating their way through the bakery hoping to find some bread crumbs and a popcorn kernel.

What are large? The splash of a blue whale plummeting into the ocean, Boeing 747- MAX taking off form London’s Heathrow Airport and a footlong meatball feast from Subway