The German unicorn wears a lederhosen, the majority of them wear tyroleans  but some wear a pickelhaube. They live in Berlin and eat bratwurst and drink stein. Most of the time the German unicorn is quite calm unless its survival is threatened, then they are very vicious. They will hunt you down and tear you apart so I recommend that you do not anger them. In WW1 there was a big wave that wiped out half the population of German Unicorns because they were put on the front line.


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