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Alien spotted!

Alexandra Jackson, News correspondent

Last night,Alieny, 14 years old, spotted a super alien in the sky at 12 o’clock at night.
Alieny, who works at Alien labs, was at the ceremony of Sir Arthur Brand and was taking pictures of Sir Arthur Brand at Buckingham palace. As she was taking the picture she saw a blur covering the entire picture.

The Onion interviewed Alieny a couple of hrs ago and she added, “I just wanted a photo of Sir arthur. It took a long time to take the picture because I had to develop it. When I did it just showed a big blur. So I took my digital camera and took a picture and it showed a mysterious creature preventing Buckingham Palace from falling on the queen.”Bell police say you must be cautious around these creatures because they have started a viral pandemic that has killed hundreds already including Queen Elizabeth IIIII from a mysterious virus called “Covid-19” or some people called “Coronavirus” aka the alien flu. Expert in alienology says “This fatal virus can affect the respiratory system and lead you to your coffin.”

Bell police say you must be cautious around these creatures because they have started a viral pandemic that has killed hundreds already including Queen Elizabeth IIIII from a mysterious virus called “Covid-19” or some people called “Coronavirus” aka the alien flu. Expert in alienology says “This fatal virus can affect the respiratory system and lead you to your coffin.”

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