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Chapter 3 of podkin one ear

With a bang, the leader of the grout, who looked very feirce, staired at samuel the goblin. The grout was very strong witha deformed face and many cuts and brusies. It wore pure iron and had a diamond encrusted sword. “It was probably fasionably late.” thought sammy.  The trolls shriked in fear and ran back into their safe homes.

When the fighting stopped, goblins sprinted away from the elfs in dispair. Samuel, the goblin, ran away from the grout, hoping he would not be killed. Sam and his siblings ran to a bush shaken by what they saw happen to the innocent goblins. He thought that maybe the grout was after the badgers!

Sam,Samsam and Sammy ran as fast as they could on all fours. Sam ran toward the gate in the distance hoping they could reach the assylum before they came. They found an abandoned hut next to the forest line hoping it was a good place to hide. They had high hopes then. They found bedding inside of the hut. The forest was iluminated by the fire flies and noises of a bee hive close by.

Outside of the hut, a raging storm was comming their way. Inside the hut, Sam was cooking dinner for everyone. Slowly, Sam unwrapped a thing that he found under his mum’s closet. It was a weapon called “The grout slayer”  There was attached to the the sword stating that te weapon could be used to defeat the grout and send it to the death dimension. The light on the sword pulsed in time with Sam’s heartbeat then turned into a solid light. The light was a dark aqua-marine. The light flashed red super quickly. He knew that this ment the grout was coming!

The might red flash grew brighter unitl the light was solid dark red. Suddenly, there was a big sound and the hut tilded to the side, off of it’s foundations. Scared, Sam got off of his feet and opened the creaky door. A white light scared the life out of sam. He hid his weapon so they could at least fight back. He tried to run out.

But it was too late! A silluete appered in the hut. “Going somewhere?” snarled the grout. “Acctually, we were just leaving.” Shouted Sam. “No, you are coming to my stronghold.” announced the grout.  “What is a stronghold?” Questioned Samsam. “It is a palace you dummy!” shouted the grout. “What is a dummy?” Said sammy. “YOU ARE RUINING MY DRAMATIC MOMENT YOU IDIOT!” Bellowed the angry grout. “What is an idiot? Are you an idiot?” said Sam. “NO I AM THE GROUT!” shouted the grout. “SO CAN YOU SHUT UP AND COME OVER HERE!” Roared the grout. Then webs shot at the bagers making them unable to move. “I’m going to destroy the assylum!” said the grout. “We stll don’t know what a dummy is!” shouted Samsam. They realised it would destroy their only hope: The assylum. They were worried.

Sam’s journey to peace

The dull sun gleamed light over the small shelter. Slowly, they each woke up feeling tired and their legs aching in pain. Although it was very sunny, it was cold. The smell of gore-filled snot-filled Sam’s glacial nose like an iceberg falling into the sea. Outside, they heard a noise. It rang inside their ears. They opened the door, feeling scared. The postman had a letter for the badgers and it read, “Hello Sam and everyone else. I am poor. I am at the asylum. Hugs and kisses, Mom.” They quietly cheered in delight. “Our mother is alive!” Samsam said joyfully. “Shhh! The grout can still be out there.” Announced Sammy. “Then we should go then,” whispered Sam. SamSam nodded and they headed off south.

The dull sun barely breathed sunlight at all. SamSam shivered like a fish out of water. The clouds rumbled as the rain thumped down on their heads. As they walked, the smell of dead snails grew. SamSam was exhausted so they sat down on a rock until the rain slowed down. As soon as the rain slowed down, they started their march up the large slope. When they went past the crevices Sammy’s leg fell in the hole and they used a retractable scythe to lift her up back to safety. Sam got bamboo and some leaves to make crutches and a boot to keep her leg safe from getting hurt more. 

5 hours later, the tired badgers got to tilted towes. They found some keys lying in a bush so they started to try each key until they got to the golden key which worked so they opened the door and walked to the bottom where they found a room with cobwebs and a tin of spam.

They got out their sleeping bags and a picnic blanket and Sam took out his hot pod so he could heat up the water. Sam stricted the pod against the pot and it became burning hot. They got the frozen vegetables and some brown rice. They opened the door so that the steam didn’t affect them. Curiously, Samsam wondered if they had enough food to survive the night. Sam asked Samsam what was wrong and he talked about the food supply. 

No light shone in the small room. bugs clambered about the musty walls. Cracks invited themselves on the ancient roof while the rats danced around the boxes. Shelfs of compost and dead plants took up most of the space. Pictures of an island were hung up by one loose screw. Pens and paper were scattered across the floor. Pipkin was written faintly on the wall. Dust began to build up on the rusty concrete floor.

They started to starve so Sam and Samsam went to go get some food while sammy lay in her bed, feeling uncomfortable. Sam discovered 6 sealed bottles of milk and 7 big fresh loaves of bread still in perfect condition. It was enough food to last a lifetime. But then there was a loud bang.Sam and Samsam ran and hid behind a large house hoping to not be seen. “HEY! GIVE THAT BACK IT’S MINE!” bellowed the mayor of grout town. Thay ran back to the tower as fast as they could. They were more terrified than an egg taken from its mother. Shivers went down his spine. He felt like he would die a slow and painful death.

Slowly, the sight of a spear appeared. More came slowly. By then there were 10 spears ready to kill. Sam and SamSam ran while carrying their life-saving supplies.

They sprinted as fast as they could on all-fours trying their best to hide away from the terrible beast. Sam hoped they would all be safe.

The asylum

Finally, they were ready to leave.

That evening, a message from the postman said that they needed to leave Taniki Town because the group was planning to attack in a couple of days. The grout can easily kill you in a second and the wall is not strong enough to withstand the strength of the beast.

So it was up to Sam, Samsam, and Sammy to leave home and go to the asylum. The asylum was built for badgers that needed help or were forced to leave their beloved home. They found the map under their dad’s mattress folded into a little envelope. The map had the fastest route to the asylum. The asylum had many resources and had enough space to shelter the entire population of badgers. They would have to go over Mt Hope then walk 17 miles to the forest line then they would then need to sneak past Tilted Towers to the asylum.

Clutching their only hope, they started their long journey to a safe place. Sam, who was the leader, was very scared because he and his siblings might get caught by the grout. They started the long climb up Mt Hope. Sam tugged his backpack closer to his back because it was too big and heavy to stay firm on his back as he trudged through the icy snow. They were very exhausted when they got to the top. SamSam got his backpack and slid down the mountain unaware there was a puddle right in front of him. Sam and Sammy raced after him on their backpacks and managed to stop him before he splashed in the puddle. When they started to walk to the forest line Sam was thinking of what the grout looked like. He thought that it was mighty and big and can crush anything imaginable. Then a shiver went down his cold spine.

Walking behind Sam, Samsam was eating his fish on a stick that he bought yesterday. Sammy decided they should make a shelter next to a tree so they can get rainwater from the leaves. So Sam gathered a lot of wood and Samsam helped Sammy put the sticks down and turn it into a lean-in hut. Once the shelter was built they got some frozen food out of their bags of peas and vegetables. Once the food was cooked they finished the food hastily. The food burnt like red-hot lava.

Sammy got some snow and covered the holes that were present in the shelter. They decided to tell spooky stories with the candle.

Since they would not eat for a while they decided to eat a little more food to make sure they had enough food to last them the walk. When they finished eating their crackers they got the blanket, blew out the candle, and fell asleep.

Sluggish, they dreamt of what it would be like at the asylum. Sam thought it would be the best thing ever with food and drink, a proper bathroom, a good bed, and the best of all board games. Sammy thought it would be ok but not as good as home. Samsam wondered if they would ever reach the asylum because they are so far away from where they are right now. Will they ever reach the asylum?

How to take care of a fire unicorn

Have you ever wanted to keep a firey pet? Then this guide is for you!

 

What you will need: Disney+, TV, Bucket of water, Non flammable bedding x2 , No shade, Fire extinguisher , outlet, popcorn (1727 kg) , temp gun.

Taking care of a creature like this can be tricky but it is worth it because by the time is is 7 months old you can ride it!

 

Step 1 : Set up the TV with disney+ because this particular unicorn loves entertainment.

Step 2: Set up the bedding outside in the sun because the fire unicorn loves to bathe comfortably.

Step 3. After that you can place the water next to the unicorn.

Step 4 : Reinforce your house with bamboo since they sometimes play inside.

Step 5. Reinforce your house with bamboo or else it will fall.

Step 6.  Go to your nearby shelter and buy some plastic cups.

Step 7 .  Give it popcorn every day and you can get popcorn for free ate the shelter and if you do not feed it popcorn every day then it will die.

Step 8 . Take the temperature of it everyday and write it down on a medical record at http://www.medicalforunicorns.com/medicalform.

 

Although these creatures are beautiful there are some things that you need to be aware of

1.They can kill themselves if they are not careful.

2. They have a record of killing in the past.

3. They do become angry if you disturb them during a bath.

Alien spotted!

Alexandra Jackson, News correspondent

Last night,Alieny, 14 years old, spotted a super alien in the sky at 12 o’clock at night.
Alieny, who works at Alien labs, was at the ceremony of Sir Arthur Brand and was taking pictures of Sir Arthur Brand at Buckingham palace. As she was taking the picture she saw a blur covering the entire picture.

The Onion interviewed Alieny a couple of hrs ago and she added, “I just wanted a photo of Sir arthur. It took a long time to take the picture because I had to develop it. When I did it just showed a big blur. So I took my digital camera and took a picture and it showed a mysterious creature preventing Buckingham Palace from falling on the queen.”Bell police say you must be cautious around these creatures because they have started a viral pandemic that has killed hundreds already including Queen Elizabeth IIIII from a mysterious virus called “Covid-19” or some people called “Coronavirus” aka the alien flu. Expert in alienology says “This fatal virus can affect the respiratory system and lead you to your coffin.”

Bell police say you must be cautious around these creatures because they have started a viral pandemic that has killed hundreds already including Queen Elizabeth IIIII from a mysterious virus called “Covid-19” or some people called “Coronavirus” aka the alien flu. Expert in alienology says “This fatal virus can affect the respiratory system and lead you to your coffin.”

All about the fire unicorn

This magnificent unicorn is the most intriguing out of all animals. Not everybody knows it’s the fastest unicorn in the entire world at a blistering 200,000 mph! 

 

The fire unicorn has a humongous lava horn that blows out burning lava and hooves made of smooth vegan leather. It has red and blue hair that can be used as a cracking whip. The way they look can camouflage them into rocks. Occasionally, they would un-camouflage so that they could play with allies.

 

 Mostly, this fascinating creature, who loves hot places, lives in the center of the earth because it wants to protect its babies. But sometimes the fire unicorn can’t dig down because it doesn’t have enough strength to dig down so they make a temporary home under the sea so they can gather enough strength to dig down. They love to live in hot places but it is fine living in water but they have to get out of the water more often than they would get out of their normal habitat.

 

Occasionally, they would eat chewy hay and warm water but only on magical occasions. They would normally eat lava rocks and nickel and drinks hot water from the springs nearby. It does not like cold water but only drinks cold water as a sacrifice if any of their allies or family die. They have to keep a healthy diet or else their flame will disappear and they would be vulnerable

To hypothermia and would start to call for help by emitting a scent that smells like banana so don’t open a banana near a fire unicorn.

 

They would normally prance around a volcano for fun and play fire tag with their friends. They have adapted so they could scent if a sea unicorn is nearby without using eyes or ears! They are natural enemies because they have once killed the king of fire unicorns so they have developed a 6th sense called radar. Generally, they would not attack any animal except the sea unicorn that will be an enemy for generations.

 

Be careful because they could stomp into your room and knock you out as you are reading this!

 

Thank you for reading this report!

Question poem

What is heavy? A elephant stomping on a bus, A funeral and being shouted at by the teacher.

What is light? An apple sitting in a tree, a tree eating a pear and a quill floating to the ground.

 

What is fast? a speedy hare, a speeding bullet train and a firing bullet.

What is slow? A fat turtle, A leaf quivering to the ground and a atom.

 

What is hot? An open flame, A hot cup of tea, And the sun.

What is cold? Snowflakes falling on my face, A block of ice and ice tea.

 

What is fragile? A glass shard falling to the ground, A newborn baby and life.

What is strong? An elephant, a friendship and metal.

 

 

 

 

 

I have never done this but I have done that

 

I have never stroked the Queen’s corgi 

But I have stroked my cat called peanut

 

I have never touched glimmering safire 

But I have felt the teacher’s pen

 

I have never crushed smooth enforced metal

But I have bent crunchy cardboard  

 

I have never punched a gorilla in the face

But I have punched a pillow to the ceiling

 

I have never broken into buckingham palace

But I have broken into school on a Thursday

 

I have never drank pure bottle of diamond water

But I have drank a cup of bubbling pepsi

 

I have never ran 4 km in the fun run 

But I have ran 30m without stopping

 

I have never broken a window in camden

But I have broken the public toilet handle

 

I have never voted for Boris Johnson

But I have voted for Niko Omilana 

 

I have never flown into deep, dark space 

But I have flown economy class to my Dad’s mansion in Bangladesh 

 

I have never flown like a graceful bird 

But I have flapped my arms like a wild banquet