I have never stroked the Queen’s corgi 

But I have stroked my cat called peanut

I have never touched glimmering safire 

But I have felt the teacher’s pen

I have never crushed smooth enforced metal

But I have bent crunchy cardboard  

I have never punched a gorilla in the face

But I have punched a pillow to the ceiling

I have never broken into buckingham palace

But I have broken into school on a Thursday

I have never drank pure bottle of diamond water

But I have drank a cup of bubbling pepsi

I have never ran 4 km in the fun run 

But I have ran 30m without stopping

I have never broken a window in camden

But I have broken the public toilet handle

I have never voted for Boris Johnson

But I have voted for Niko Omilana 

I have never flown into deep, dark space 

But I have flown economy class to my Dad’s mansion in Bangladesh 

I have never flown like a graceful bird 

But I have flapped my arms like a wild banquet