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Ferocious Troll Spotted

By Pippa Penn

Ferocious Goblins Spotted
By Pippa Penn

Yesterday, Molly Preston, age 9, was sitting on a deckchair when she spotted a strange creature. It had grey wrinkled skin, dark, piercing red eyes and a long Pinocchio like nose with grey tufts of hair sprouting out each nostril. As she lives in a pecorous stretch of land in Ringstead, Norfolk it’s unusual to see anything exciting. She told BBC news that she was very alarmed to see a goblin in her back garden.

Later that day, the goblins appeared once more. As it was a sunny day, Molly had been keen to spend as much of her time outdoors as possible.This time the curious creatures conceded to bite her ankles, which was especially painful as goblins have two rows of dagger sharp teeth.

We interviewed Mrs Preston (Molly’s mum) who said “ My daughter was quite alarmed by this and I would like to inform you that if this happens again I will speak to the DDC (the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures) about it.” Molly on the other hand, who had got over the shock of being the first person to spot a goblin in three hundred and fifty six years, was quite excited by seeing one. Excerpt Dr Scott told us that “As goblins are rare we must be careful not to hurt them.” The local police warn everyone that if they should come across a goblin make sure to report it in some way.

That's all for today folks, make sure you get your daily paper tomorrow!

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