We are interrupting this programme to announce that a unicorn
has been spotted at Gospel Oak Primary School North West
London NW3. At 2.30pm this afternoon,this mythical creature was
seen trying to join in a skipping competition. 7yrs old Bob Blob
Said” I think it was the best day of my life because as you know it
join into the competition it also made everyone run around as fast
as the world’s fastest rollercoaster.” The local authorities have
suggested“This is an unknown quantity. Please do not
approach,stay at home and if you see these magical myths call
47709856 with news.” The authorities also think it should be
shipped away to Africa and they want you to pick up your child immediately.”