We are interrupting this programme to announce that a unicorn has been spotted at Camden School For Girls. At 11am, this mythical creature was seen eating a baby bird. ‘I was delighted to have my PE lesson interrupted, ‘explained Denis, age 13. ” The Queen has explained that “This is an unknown quantity. Please do not come out of your house and keep all pets at home and if you see this mythical creature call 0764200.’’ The mythical beast has broken into the school. The PE teacher was teaching the kids how to play football and then a beast broke in and the beast was kicking the ball and weirdly the creature scored a goal.