How to look after a new-born unicorn?

Have you just got a unicorn? It will improve your helping skills? Are you ready to be it’s owner? Do not fear. Read the instructions and you will be able to take of a new-born unicorn.

What will you need?

You will need: a blanket, food (chocolate/cheesy chips) and water (or Pepsi), shade and  plenty of love.

What to do:

First you need to find the unicorn a bed, made from wool and pieces of hard wood so it won’t break.

Next, you will need to give it a soft blanket and place it in a shaded area- if it gets to hot it will get dizzy and may faint.

Then, make sure to play heavy metal music for your unicorn-it will enjoy the strong beat.

After that, make sure to feed your unicorn chocolate bars and cheesy chips on special occasions. If it is fed too much it will explode- you don’t want that happening.

Finally, make sure to allow your unicorn to run on the dunes- this will help him get stronger bones. If you have time you can always take him around the block too. To get your unicorn to sleep make sure to stroke it and sometimes they will require you to play the easy 80’s playlist.

Unicorns make wonderful pets but will have to be let free because they grow too big. If they like you they will come back and visit- fingers crossed.