How to care for baby unicorn

Have you ever dreamt of caring for a unicorn as a pet? Well, you have read the right thing! This instruction sheet  features tips and tricks of how to care for a baby unicorn.

What you need:

20-25 colourful, fluffy pillows, a mammoth room, immense amounts of raw meat, plenty of plants & cotton candy (for a treat).

What to do:

First, construct an area where your pet can walk around preferably 3 – 4 metres wide. In addition, make a river of pillows for a comfortable fraction of the room so that the unicorn can 

sleep comfortably.

 Next, let your unicorn go outside and please check if there are any cats or dogs because your unicorn will alarm animals since they’re colossal. If there are animals let it roam around  in your garden or book a ticket online on www.WalkYourUnicorn.com. They need to exercise or they will deteriorate. Unicorns, that are not named cannot go outside, laws are frustrating.

Then talk to your unicorn daily about your day or about themselves this will make them feel welcome to your home and guaranteed not to leave.

Also give your unicorn nine meals a day.The reason why is that because they have three stomachs.

After that, provide your sweet little with a hug every three hours or they won’t feel loved and destroy you.

Finally, sing a lullaby but quietly or else they will be startled. Moreover, decorate their room with real plant so they won’t forget where their ancestors used to live (in the enchanted forest)

Don’t anger your pets because they will put an evil curse on you and blood related people on you. BE CAREFUL!