Have you ever wanted an amazing pet? If you would like to, today is your lucky day since you can purchase a toll from the local rescue centre. When you get it you will never regret it.

But you must be warned these existing creatures can cause some trouble so if you don’t want it to cause trouble you must follow these steps really carefully.

What you need

If you want to look after this creature you will need loads of food, some heavy weights to keep your troll entertained, mouth wash because your trolls breath will probably stink, a trolls den for it to stay in, a tracker, and finally a horn.

What do you do 

 First your pet troll might go really far away from its home since they love exploring so make sure when it goes out to put a tracker on it, this is so that the troll won’t go in any forbidden area because if it does there will be consequences. That’s where the horn kicks in, when the horn is blown your troll will return to you because they have really amazing hearing, they can hear over 1,000,000,000 miles away!

Next if you want your troll to stay fit you just need to have some heavy weights or you can bring it to the gym but both oppositions will work, but be warned trolls can break weights by stepping on them when they are not paying any attention. You need to buy heavy weights over time as you get older because it gets tougher. If you think your troll is the best of the best you can compete in the strongest troll competitions and it might win the praze which is £10,000!

Then troll lunch times are probably troll lunch times are probably going to by the most horffing thing your going to experience in your life! You will get used to it though and your troll will start to realise you’re not food. You’re probably wondering what’s so scary about trolls’ lunch times. Well, you need to stay really far back because trolls will sometimes eat anything they see. When trolls have their lunch times make sure to give them dead frogs and rats as that’s their favourite meal. After their meal they get a bit tired and then they fall asleep so make sure they fall on a soft platform.

Make sure that your troll has its own den as it will get too big to sleep in the house and way too heavy to sleep in a bed. It needs a lot of peace and quiet or it will get angry and start destroying everything,

One last word

Trolls are just not for birthdays, they will be your friend forever, if you treat your troll fairly it might bring you some treasure that it finds from time to time. Be warned as these intriguing creatures love rotten food so make sure to put your rotten food in the bin.