How To Look After A Pet Exotic Toad Unicorn

Have you ever wanted to have an extraordinary pet?Something cute and lifetime fun?If so, purchase a Exotic Toad Unicorn from your local tropical store.This pet is no dog or cat this has powers beyond flying.Read these instructions to tame this unicorn that could become a friend of yours.You will never be alone, bored or depressed.

What you need:

10 bags of stone, shovel, water bucket, screws, screwdriver/drill, soft blanket, hanging lights, palm tree/seeds, spaghetti, stinging nettles, rice balls, kabob sticks, running track pieces, running kit, barbie doll, sort of music player, brush and sometimes tickets to barbie show/jazz consents. 

What to do:

1. First, build a 1 metre tall, 60cm wide mountain out of  stone.Then dig out 80cm of the inside and leave 2cm for the walls at the back, left and right. Buy or craft a wooden door and screw it in. Next to the mountain dig a 40cm deep pond, fill it up with water and make sure the water doesn’t drain out into the ground. Surround the pond with palm trees and plant some on top of the mountain if possible. Leave a silky soft blanket inside for your pet and fill it with some hanging lights.The Exotic Toad Unicorn is quite small as a baby and only grows up to 10cm. This is for the toad unicorn to enjoy its time with you sleep well and stay warm.

2. Next, get your spaghetti and boil it for 20 minutes put tiny bits of stinging nettles on. Then serve it with rice balls on the plate. This needs to be served at least 3 times a week for it to stay healthy and enjoy the food while staying with you. Otherwise if you have run out of spaghetti and delight (the name for the meal) then serve small portions of kabob sticks as it will agree with eating something tasty and simple.

3. After that, construct a running track on the edge of your entire garden, buy a running kit for your toad unicorn and run for 5 minutes each day. This will end in a healthy toad unicorn free to go wherever needed healthily.

4. Finally, to prevent a mental break down, buy your toad unicorn the latest barbie doll and whenever it requests to use it, play its favourite song “barbie girl”. Toad Unicorns like to play instruments by letting them try different ones they will eventually find their instrument as mine enjoys playing the piano. Toad unicorns like to brush their hair as they want to be princesses, ever since they believed that they could only be best friends with their favourite toy, barbie. Jazz music is their favourite so I would recommend taking them to consents. 

Warning: Toad Unicorns are for your entire life they can live up to 300 years you could pass this on to your family when you become unable to care for it. You will find many more things that your toad unicorn likes as it grows older, so be ready. Just before your toad unicorn passes away hug it and it will remember everything that happened with you and will smile, it will be hard but you would of haved lived a happy life with this creature.