How to manage a baby unicorn. By Freddie
Have you ever been scared out of your skin that your mercyless unicorn will wreck your house? Are you stressed that you will never find out how to manage it appropriately?
Read on to find out how to manage a baby unicorn.
What you need:
- Twigs, leaves
- A knife
- No drugs
What to do:
First, collect a bunch of leaves and make a livable environment for your unicorn.
Next, extinguish all drugs out as baby unicorns are extremely addicted and can give them long term memory loss.
After that, ensure your baby unicorn’s left eye is cut out(go to SupERsuGery.com to find out details)as it is always half blind and then replace it with a robotic one.
Finally, they will require 6 hours of sunlight or it will turn into a demon and rip your head off.
WARNING!
Be aware your pet unicorn will be poisoned if it eats any food related to animals e.g cats,dogs.
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